6 places to have great sex in Norway

Oh, yes, YES! We go on holiday to have a great time – both with and without clothes! Check out our hottest spots.

1. Making love under the auroras

Getting it going in a snow igloo might only be for the most extreme, but a heated glass-roofed igloo or lavvo on the other hand, would definitely do the trick. Maybe just for the sense of wonder– or maybe the intent of making “the prettiest and happiest babies in the world”, according to the many tourists that come to Norway to fulfil this particular dream.

2. Do it in Viking style

Forget about silk sheets and velvety nights. Think small and cosy log cabins, the comforting sound of a crackling fire and the soft hide of a reindeer. Maybe the thrill of being in rough Viking surroundings is something you’ll come to enjoy!

3. Get inspired by the Troll´s dick

Some consider it big, others small – but it’s not the size that matters. The Troll´s dick, or Trollpikken, might get your pulse elevated to above average, depending on your level of fitness, but the less than an hour walk to the famous rock formation should inspire you to go home and practice. Or, maybe it gives you the boost you need to continue on a little further, to the more challenging “Troll’s Tongue” – Trolltunga.

4. Lovers’ nest

Take your lover to a place so far into the wilderness that even cell reception won’t be able to find you. In Norway, you can find hotels in the most wonderfully remote places, where you will enjoy your partner’s undivided attention. The only thing your phone will be good for is to snap holiday pics. Check out places such as the bridal suite and the wild location of Kråkenes Fyr-lighthouse, the modern panoramic glass cabins of Manshausen in Steigen, or Juvet Landskapshotell (beware – no curtains!), or the lovebirds’ nest at the Arctic Hideaway in Fleinvær.

5. All natural

Norwegian nature is inspiring in many ways. Do one of the most natural things in the world, as close to nature as you can get, without feeling shy. Seek shelter in one of the cool new glamping tents, with super comfy beds and a stove. Or in one of the many great tree top cabins all over the country, and make the pines swing!

6. Hot, hotter, hottest

It’s important to get in the right mood – and although research says new and strange places might be exciting enough in themselves – there are also some other magic tricks that might help you get there. One of them is to get rid of all that everyday stress, loosen up your muscles and completely relax. Book a hotel with a nice jacuzzi under the northern lights, a fire heated hot tub under the stars, or a sauna with great panoramic view. Your partner is sure to purr with delight. Just be careful not to fall asleep…

…and by the way, did you know that having sex also is an excellent way to improve your fishing luck? Ask any experienced fisherman of the north – they truly know the importance of a good “haill”, or a great night with their beloved ones, in order to get the best catch!

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