6 places to have great sex in Norway

3. Get inspired by the Troll´s dick

Some consider it big, others small – but it’s not the size that matters. The Troll´s dick, or Trollpikken, might get your pulse elevated to above average, depending on your level of fitness, but the less than an hour walk to the famous rock formation should inspire you to go home to your hotel and practice. Or, maybe it gives you the boost you need to continue on a little further, to the more challenging “Troll’s Tongue” – Trolltunga.

4. Lovers’ nest

Go wild, baby! Take your lover to a place so far into the wilderness that even cell reception won’t be able to find you. In Norway, you can find unique hotels in the most wonderfully remote places, where you will enjoy your partner’s undivided attention. A raw and rustic option is to stay one of Norway´s many beautiful lighthouses. Some of them, like the Kråkenes or Molja lighthouse, even have a bridal suite. Or choose a more modern and upscale love temple, like the panoramic glass cabins of Manshausen or Juvet Landskapshotell (beware – no curtains!). Or find a true lovebird´s nest in the top of a real tree, in one of the many great tree top cabins all over the country, and make the pines swing!

5. All natural

Norwegian nature is inspiring in many ways. Do one of the most natural things in the world, as close to nature as you can get, without feeling shy. Seek shelter in one of the cool new glamping tents and arctic domes, with super comfy beds and a romantic stove. Yes, you can stay in many of them even during winter!

6. Hot, hotter, hottest

It’s important to get in the right mood – and although research says new and strange places might be exciting enough in themselves – there are also some other magic tricks that might help you get there. One of them is to get rid of all that everyday stress, loosen up your muscles and completely relax. Book a hotel with a nice spa or a jacuzzi under the northern lights, or a fire heated hot tub under the stars. Your partner is sure to purr with delight afterwards. Just be careful not to fall asleep when you go back to your room... 

...and by the way, did you know that having sex also is an excellent way to improve your fishing luck? Ask any experienced fisherman of the north – they truly know the importance of a good “haill”, or a great night with their beloved ones, in order to get the best catch!